Off The Wall Quotes

Off The Wall Quotes

Off The wall quotes are ment to grab your attention and provoke a thought. Some may be innapproprate for office envrionments or smaller children.

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I Became Insane
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allan Poe ..
Dream within a Dream
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" - Edgar Allen Poe ..
I postpone death by living
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. Anais Nin ..
Bat Country
"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!" - Hunter S. Thompson ..
Second Best Thing
Smile, because its the second best thing you can do with your lips ..
I don't Like Jail
"I don't like jail, they don't got the right kind of  bars in there" - Charles Bukowski ..
Pictures Never Change People Do
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do. Andy Warhol..
A Good Plan
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. " - George S..
Do Epic Shit
Do Epic Shit ..
The Weird Turn Pro
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson ..
Don't Forget...
"Don't forget to fuck off"  This quote says a lot without many words and will definitely rais..
The life which you gave me
The pestilence which you gave me still exist. The pain which you gave me still exist. The only dif..
Some People Never go Crazy
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”  -Charles Bukowski ..
Most American children
"Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father."-Gloria Steinem ..
Write Drunk
"Write drunk, edit sober" - Ernest Hemingway ..
The Jollies Bunch Of Assholes Censored
The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse ..
The Hen lays the Eggs
"It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs."-Margaret Thatcher  ..
Two Faced
"If I were two faced would I be wearing this one?" - A, Lincoln ..
 Positive Attitude Positive Outcome
A positive attitude will lead to a positive outcome ..
Sweat is Pleasure
"Sweat is pleasure after pain"- Anon. ..
One Day at a Time
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.  " - Charles Shulz ..
I Dont Get Drunk I Get Awesome
I Dont Get Drunk I Get Awesome ..
To be Great
"To be great, one does not have to be mad, but it definitely helps"-Percy Cerutty ..
If Plan A Fails...
"If Plan A fails remember there are 25 more letters" Claire Cook ..
The Edge
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it..
Nothing to Fear
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself and spiders" -anon ..
Keep It Cool
Keep It Cool ..
Women Pre menstruation
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I..
Alcohol Truth
The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out. ..
Alcohol Enemy Wine Glass
Mom says 'alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy'. ..
Drunken Words
Drunken words are sober thoughts. ..
Some Animals Equal
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal then others. George Orwell  ..
Vodka Responsibly
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. ..
Stab In Front
True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde.  ..
Nice Children Rest Home
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will chose your rest home. Phyllis Dil..
Parents Move Florida
My parents didn't want to move to Florida but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld ..
Best Jokes Are Dangerous
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. Kurt Vonnegut&n..
Ready Aim Fire! ..
Keep Calm And Destroy Everything
Keep Calm and Destroy Everything ..
Fighting For Peace
Fighting for peace is like screwing your virginity. George Carlin  ..
Everyone Will Be
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Andy Warhol ..
Alcohol Story Salad
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.  ..
Equality Except
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mohandas Gandhi. ..
Women Lack Ambition
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary ..


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